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Tonight, we learn all about wizards in the latest video at You Tube. I took a small class in how to use iMovie and am getting a bit better at this. I hope everyone enjoys this attempt at explaining my cosmic universe. Below is the transcript with pictures:
Wizards: the most dangerous of all humans who dare to enter the Cave of Wealth and Death! They don’t want sex—they seek power and control and use magic spells to rule all humanity. They are arrogant and irritable and think they know better than all of us ordinary mortals. But they are not smarter than the goddess of Infinity or the Goddess of Zero. The wizards avoid Libra but seek the secret knowledge of the sphinx, little suspecting, She is just as dangerous as the other Goddesses in this dark cave.
The US is ruled by a group of wizards, the most prominent are the Chairmen of the Federal Reserve. Bernanke is supposed to be an expert about depressions. This is why we are in a depression, now. Look at the magic spell here. They use indicators of infinity, for example. This is because, they imagine, these formulas will control world economic events. This is very foolish. But it is part of the essence of being a wizard. Arcane spells and strange concoctions are the tools all wizards use.
For example, they have used every possible trick to convince everyone that fossil fuels don’t have anything to do with inflation. Of course, the ultimate form of inflation is to add zeros to numbers. The wizards have no problem with this at all. But they don’t like it when the zeros are added to oil prices. This causes the real world to collapse. All recessions have been heralded by sudden rises in oil prices.
Wizards have little helpers. Miss Safety and Miss Risky. Miss Safety is the wizard’s conscience. She is the daughter of Libra. She warns the wizard about dangers. Miss Risky is a minx who is the daughter of the Goddess of Infinity. She wants to have fun and not pay any attention to how much it costs or how dangerous it is. She is a pure party girl.
The wizards believe in ‘free trade’. This gives them infinite opportunities to demand control of all world affairs since free trade requires some international controls which are to be as lax as possible. The American wizards love this, too, for they get to do business mostly with their fellow Wizard’s Guild members. This way, they can gain sneaky controls over the flow of money which is created in the world at large by other wizards. For example, much of the lending which created dollars this last 10 years has been from the Bank of Japan.
The foolish US wizards think their magic wands are creating wealth. Instead, it is simply transferring ownership from the US to foreign powers such as Japan, Russia and China. The US transferred several trillions to China who now owns much of the US financial systems and is preparing to take over everything. For China doesn’t just have its own army of wizards, it is a Dragon, a great Dragon empire. And the wizards there work only for the Dragon or they die.
The wizards pretend to love Libra and gold but they really love their magic formulas since these things go to infinity, very easily. The entire idea of balance and control is anathema to their wild desires to rule all of humanity’s fates and to force the rest of humanity to obey them when they issue orders.
They love the Sphinx. This is because the Spinx is the Goddess of Executive Power. In other words, She is the one who kills people if it suits Her. She is, like the wizards who worship Her, very vain. Unlike Libra who balances Her scales with gold, the Sphinx likes paper wealth. And riddles.
The wizards are like the gnomes in that they can’t resist the Darker Goddesses. For example, they keep telling us, they hate too much risk. Yet, every time, they hand the keys to the economy to Miss Risky and she then goes crazy and drives it off the cliff. All the while, the wizards sigh, ‘Nobody could have foreseen this happening!’ They hope, we think this is mysterious and not due to them handing over the keys.
The wizards also protect the pirates. This is because they love the British royals and think it is OK to evade controls via running business out of pirate coves protected by the Crown. The wizards, for example, are working very hard to protect the JP Morgan pirates, for example. Bailing them out so they can roam the Seven Seas, looting everyone, is very important for the wizards. This is because the wizards often join the Gnome and Pirate community to line their own pockets.
There is this old story of the Mermaid of the Sea who grants wishes. The wishes get wilder and wilder until the man asks for the Mermaid to make him ruler of all heaven and earth. Then, she destroys everything and he is left in a small hut, as poor as before.
The wizards have created a global sea of red ink. The sacks of money the wizard stands on are the Goldman Sachs bonuses. This is the loot the gnomes need for their sexy females. The wizard thinks, his magic wand created the money and it is a good thing, not a disaster. Note the Chinese Dragon approaching from behind.
Like Xerxes, the wizard thinks he can control tidal forces. He waves his wand and commands the seas to retreat. Which, eventually, they do. Inflation vanishes but is replaced by a massive, global depression. Since he thinks he controls things, he doesn’t understand that this is the nature of the twin goddesses of Inflation and Depression. One causes the other.
The wizards are now in a panic. For the last two years, they have tried every possible formula, magic spell and trick to stop the elemental forces of the Goddesses of Inflation and Depression. The hedge fund hell hounds are dying. They need to be saved. This is why AIG is being saved even though this is costing the US all our future taxes for the next 100 years.
Japan has gone to great lengths to keep the yen weak. With the zero interest regime, they created the carry trade business which is the real source of global borrowing as well as the cause of global inflation. The yen got stronger against the dollar due to magic spells from the Chinese Dragon.
The wizards are now causing humans to die. They want everyone to take pay cuts, lose there jobs, lose their homes, lose their pensions, lose their governments. While the wizards, gnomes and pirates all get as much loot as possible in preparation for fleeing. To where? That is the question. To Mars?
The derivatives beast is everywhere. It was created by the gnomes and protected by the wizards. Both thought this was a most marvelous creature because the denizens of the Cave of Wealth and Death told them, it would protect all their illicit paper wealth. Obviously, this was a lie. Imagine that!
Russia, China and possibly Iran are all forcing the US into a New World Order of using gold as the basis for world trade, not paper fiat funny money controlled by the wizards. The wizards are alarmed. They know this kills their power. They can’t use the IMF to terrorize the planet, for example.
The hell hounds are now begging the wizards to give them safe investments, bankrolled by the US taxpayers. The wizards are more than happy to do this. The trick is this: they have to clothe it in magic chants and spells so the US taxpayers don’t notice, they are taking on all the risks while the gnomes, pirates and hell hounds get all the profits.
This attempt at saving the very things responsible for destroying the entire planet’s financial systems requires doing this in the dark of night. This is why many new schemes are floated on Friday afternoon. In desperate situations, the wizards do this at midnight, on a weekend. Unfortunately, with the internet, this still makes the news.
The latest magical attempt, to get rid of the Derivatives Beast, was a total failure. Lehman Brothers went bankrupt, triggering the many swaps. Despite losses of over 90%, the US government proclaimed, there was no danger and the Beast was under control. Then, AIG came and said, ‘The Beast is behind us. See? It is eating all the insurance we wrote across the entire planet. You better give us half a trillion or it will eat YOU!’
The need for infinite funds is great. Since these creatures created infinite wealth making machines, now that these are crashing, they are zeroing out all these ‘profit’ systems. Risky knows, the solution is to take on even more risks. But things are too exposed. The people of the earth now know who is destroying their lives and making them poorer. And are out to get the hell hounds, etc.
Up until 2007, everyone was told, wizards were very powerful and much wiser than us. I thought this was stupid. And it was, of course. Now, suddenly, as all the forces launched by the wizards unwind, they can’t understand why their previous magic is now failing them. What went wrong with their wands?
The sums needed to revive things goes up and up. When this cartoon was done, it was only $36 billion. Eventually, it soared to the trillions and hasn’t even begun to fix anything at all. On the contrary, it is setting very dangerous counter-forces into motion!
The next trick was to get all the debtors to continuing paying interest on loans that they can’t afford. This way, the hope was, the magic would resume and more funny money would appear and the world economy would resume, totally unbalanced, of course. The hatred of Libra is not dead, not at all.
Chief wizard and criminal, Greenspan, still goes about the planet, giving speeches whereby he denies being one of the main wizards responsible for the utter destruction of the entire planet’s financial systems and the destruction of the US economy and government. Suddenly, he began to blurt out the truth, to the horror of the present wizards, trying in vain, to pretend they have power over reality.
The public is now attacking all the creatures who ran into the Cave of Wealth and Death to grab loot. The wizards wish we would just go away and let them continue, looting and destroying our lives, our countries and our future. They can’t understand why we don’t want them to do this. To the wizards, they are heroes saving the gnomes from a fate worse than death: the loss of their sexual fun.
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