Great Britain accidentally repeals anti-monarchy treason law: while reviewing laws that should be removed for being archaic and stupid, some cheeky subject (Britain doesn’t have citizens) erased the law that punishes these pesky peasants if they even THINK about eliminating the House of Hanover and its many German parasites parading about the land pretending to be the Tudors or Norman nobility who, by the way, were also originally alien invaders, too.
The British royals were appalled by the removal of this law protecting their ownership of England and the feeble Parliamentarians rushed to restore it. This law, by the way, isn’t ancient, it was imposed when Queen Victoria came into power. There was a lot of talk of eliminating the House of Hanover after a series of drunk, obese, riotous, even totally insane royals made it nearly impossible to do anything.
The rise of peasants overthrowing nobility struck fear in the hearts of the ruling elites of Britain. Today, the royals act as if they are ordinary people who simply tool about in private trains, yachts, jets and armored vehicles. Kate and Wills’ £250k bulletproof Bentley (top speed 200mph!) is in today’s news.
Duchess of Cambridge angers neighbours with ‘Barrat home’ tiles is the latest imbroglio. Seems Kate didn’t like the ancient slate roof tiles and so they are installing a bright red roof which infuriated the local gentry. Combine this with the news that the Prince of Wales has demanded all his serfs sign papers giving him all the value and power of the land they bought from him and we see how these creeps operate.
Britain Looks to Fracking as North Sea Oil Dwindles and what the Prince wants to do is come in and drill on people’s properties and then suck out all the energy there so his family can drive 200 mph armored Bentleys.
Texas Earthquakes Mainly in Three Cities This Month and near a fracting point in Wales there was another earthquake. The royals who plan to pull their rights to everything offshore and underground want fracting to roar ahead. To keep the peasants from pitchforking them, they have gotten Parliament to offer all communities being ravaged by well exploration 100,000 pounds.
Which, when spread to all the people whose lives will be utter misery while the noisy, dirty, suffocating, lights on all night, trucks rumbling past 24/7…an invasion of orcs! It isn’t enough. At all. And doesn’t make up for the noxious invasion. So all your best china cracks and breaks and the windows crack? Tough luck, the orcs must work day and night.
In Texas, people buy bucolic houses in the countryside only to discover they own nothing below 6 inches of land and any orc master can come barging in and right next door erect a well while destroying the value of the property owned by some poor middle class hobbit who is deep in debt to the Lords for buying this little patch of land they really can’t ever own.
The same is even more true in England. The Queen and her consort made a huge deal of selling off the yacht and train, for example, to show how they are ‘little people’ but then when the Prince got hitched, suddenly they needed a new palace for their tiny baby and one of the world’s more expensive cars and so forth.
Many hilarious details about the royals are coming out in the hacking trials as the jury learns what was hacked: ‘Furious’ Queen started marking snack-bowl levels after guards stole her ‘nuts and nibbles,’ court hears. HAHAHA. ‘Keep your sticky fingers out of my nut bowls, you dirty peasants!’ shouts Her Majesty as her corgis bite the stiff police guard’s ankles.
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