Obama went to roaring hot Alaska where the people need to be moved further north to avoid the astonishing heat there while the rest of us are moving the Kansas to avoid drowning due to the oceans rising. The very rich who own much of the most expensive oceanfront real estate in America are fleeing their homes which have lost value…note how the houses below in Miami, for example, have plunged in price! Now, at bargain prices of $67 MILLION. Cheap! Oh, how frightened our rulers are of rising oceans!
The panic is spreading rapidly. Global warming is making life in California and Florida impossible for the very rich so they are selling their mansions, cheap. Hurry, hurry, buy them while you can briefly enjoy them before the mighty warm oceans wipe these places out!
All 9 are over $5,000,000. With some record breaking sales last year, 2015 looks to be another great year for the ultra luxury home in San Diego county. Del Mar and Solana Beach have some spectacular ocean front properties. Carlsbad has only one right now since the massive custom on 5305 Carlsbad Blvd was removed from the market for personal reasons. It was hovering between $28 Million and $29 Million. Del Mar oceanfront has really picked up steam in the past few years. Last fall a home on Sandy Lane in the Colony sold for $16,000,000 with 2800 sq.ft. Solana Beach is right down the road but almost half the price of Del Mar. For example a few months back a beautiful oceanfront home with a little more than 2400 sq.ft. on 509 Pacific closed escrow for $8,750,000.
See? Cheaper than Miami! Only $29 million for a doomed property. Of course, Obama also has prime Hawaii oceanfront real estate too but he is willing to hang on for a year or two before it, too, is swept away. Look at how he is so anxious to save the Alaskan natives from being swept away from their beachfront Arctic properties. Well, look at all the super rich equally endangered, poor dears.
But taxing the air we all exhale will save all these expensive mansions! Just imagine, as you suffocate, that this is doing the world great good since we don’t want those darling dears to wet their feet in their living rooms, do we? So we must tax our breathing to save these poor people from losing their mansions! We must send Neptune packing and insure that no ocean troubles such as poor King Canute and the waves that he couldn’t stop! Think of wet kittens!
We should have a fund to move all the very rich to Antarctica where it is still frozen solid. Some might move to the east shore of Greenland which isn’t melting at all. Make sure they have plenty of blubber to eat. The Inuit can show them how to prepare a blubber meal that is quite delicious, a delicacy.
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