Obama After Dark: The Precious Hours Alone – The New York Times has got to be the funniest story ever published by the NYT. And sad, too. In it, Obama strives to prove to the reporter, Mr. Shear, that he works very, very hard at being ‘President’. Like Reagan. Ahem. He stays up past midnight doing really, really hard work. For example, it takes him hours to read some emails from citizens and write short computer replies! Oh, the agony!
The emails arrive late, often after 1 a.m., tapped out on a secure BlackBerry from an email address known only to a few. The weary recipients know that once again, the boss has not yet gone to bed.
I would love to see what he texts them. Playboy pictures of playmates?
The late-night interruptions from President Obama might be sharply worded questions about memos he has read. Sometimes they are taunts because the recipient’s sports team just lost.
I knew it! He jives everyone! He screws around and demands they wake up so he can tell them some stupid joke about a sports team game!
Last month it was a 12:30 a.m. email to Benjamin J. Rhodes, the deputy national security adviser, and Denis R. McDonough, the White House chief of staff, telling them he had finished reworking a speechwriter’s draft of presidential remarks for later that morning. Mr. Obama had spent three hours scrawling in longhand on a yellow legal pad an angry condemnation of Donald J. Trump’s response to the attack in Orlando, Fla., and told his aides they could pick up his rewrite at the White House usher’s office when they came in for work.
This yob can’t even write his own speeches. Gettysburg Address was written and annotated by the President in his own handwriting while on a train ride. That was a man who actually could do things, himself.
And it took Obama THREE HOURS to write a short ‘Yo, bro’ line about Trump’s assessment about Muslims attacking US citizens screaming about religious warfare? How did that go? I suppose he wrote one thing after another and aids nearby freaked out and said, ‘No, you can’t say that!!!’ for obvious reasons.
This is also why he looked like a whipped puppy when reading their final speech they forced him to give.
He reads 10 letters from Americans chosen each day by his staff. “How can we allow private citizens to buy automatic weapons? They are weapons of war,” Liz O’Connor, a Connecticut middle school teacher, wrote in a letter Mr. Obama read on the night of June 13.
Are these ten letters ‘ABCDEFGHIJ’? HAHAHA. I wonder if the staff vets these ‘letters’ for difficult words, first?
Three months earlier, Mr. Keenan had had to return to the White House when the president summoned him — at midnight — to go over changes to a speech Mr. Obama was to deliver in Selma, Ala., on the 50th anniversary of “Bloody Sunday,” when protesters were brutally beaten by the police on the Edmund Pettus Bridge.
I can imagine the conversation! ‘Bro, tell me, what happened that day?’ ‘Oh! What should I say, I can’t think of anything!’ The Washington Post then compares him to another slacker dude with little brains, Bush Jr. He was put to bed with his bottle and diaper change, early.
President George W. Bush, an early riser, was in bed by 10. President Bill Clinton was up late like Mr. Obama…
Cheney never slept, he is a vampire. The Undead.
As for the Clintons, yes, Hillary was snoozing while Bill was holding important meetings with chicks! Good lord, did the NYT reporter stop to think about that line??? Clinton was a tom cat yeowling on the fence!
To stay awake, the president does not turn to caffeine. He rarely drinks coffee or tea, and more often has a bottle of water next to him than a soda. His friends say his only snack at night is seven lightly salted almonds.
“Michelle and I would always joke: Not six. Not eight,” Mr. Kass said. “Always seven almonds.”
Whoa! That sounds psychotic. I thought Obama was many things but an uptight lunatic was not one of them. ‘Who put only six almonds on my plate?’ he yells, sweat running down his face. ‘Fix it NOW!!!!’ Ahem. Psycho.
This paragon of hard work, imagine how much time it takes to count his daily dose of ‘almonds’…excruciating labor! In between all this sweat and agony spent writing short speeches but taking six hours or three days to do…he is on vacation…a lot of vacations. Obama’s family spent $70 million on VACATIONS
Earlier this year Judicial Watch obtained transportation costs for a pair of the Democrat’s cross-country golf weekends just in 2015. They totaled nearly $2 million, or $20,000 per hole, the Washington Examiner calculated.
In February, for instance, Obama spent President’s Weekend golfing with male friends in Palm Springs. At $206,000 per flight hour, that trip set taxpayers back $1.03 million. That does not include other costs such as security and transportation.
Of course, even with Camp David available for free in Maryland every president goes on vacation, though none have gone so far so often as the Obamas, sometimes in separate planes.
Their family trips to Hawaii, for example, require at least 18 hours of Air Force One flight time at $206,000 per flight hour. Or $3.7 million minimum.
And we are all going to roast to death because of this fool and his spouse. They are wrecking the climate, overheating the planet, we are all going to die thanks to him and his inability to sleep at night, eat at least 8, yes, EIGHT almonds and…should I tell more jokes? This is too much. Please, readers, supply more jokes. I can’t take this anymore. I might eat 10 almonds and this might cause me to shake like a leaf and think about killing someone while wearing a weird movie mask.
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