Obama Is Either Psycho Or Stupid, You Pick Which One: The NYT Tells Us How He Sleeps At Night!

Obama After Dark: The Precious Hours Alone – The New York Times has got to be the funniest story ever published by the NYT. And sad, too.  In it, Obama strives to prove to the reporter, Mr. Shear, that he works very, very hard at being ‘President’.  Like Reagan.  Ahem.  He stays up past midnight doing really, really hard work.  For example, it takes him hours to read some emails from citizens and write short computer replies!  Oh, the agony!

 

The emails arrive late, often after 1 a.m., tapped out on a secure BlackBerry from an email address known only to a few. The weary recipients know that once again, the boss has not yet gone to bed.

 

I would love to see what he texts them.  Playboy pictures of playmates?

 

The late-night interruptions from President Obama might be sharply worded questions about memos he has read. Sometimes they are taunts because the recipient’s sports team just lost.

 

I knew it! He jives everyone!  He screws around and demands they wake up so he can tell them some stupid joke about a sports team game!

 

Last month it was a 12:30 a.m. email to Benjamin J. Rhodes, the deputy national security adviser, and Denis R. McDonough, the White House chief of staff, telling them he had finished reworking a speechwriter’s draft of presidential remarks for later that morning. Mr. Obama had spent three hours scrawling in longhand on a yellow legal pad an angry condemnation of Donald J. Trump’s response to the attack in Orlando, Fla., and told his aides they could pick up his rewrite at the White House usher’s office when they came in for work.

 

This yob can’t even write his own speeches.  Gettysburg Address was written and annotated by the President in his own handwriting while on a train ride.  That was a man who actually could do things, himself.

 

And it took Obama THREE HOURS to write a short ‘Yo, bro’ line about Trump’s assessment about Muslims attacking US citizens screaming about religious warfare?  How did that go?  I suppose he wrote one thing after another and aids nearby freaked out and said, ‘No, you can’t say that!!!’ for obvious reasons.

 

This is also why he looked like a whipped puppy when reading their final speech they forced him to give.

 

He reads 10 letters from Americans chosen each day by his staff. “How can we allow private citizens to buy automatic weapons? They are weapons of war,” Liz O’Connor, a Connecticut middle school teacher, wrote in a letter Mr. Obama read on the night of June 13.

 

Are these ten letters ‘ABCDEFGHIJ’?  HAHAHA.  I wonder if the staff vets these ‘letters’ for difficult words, first?

 

Three months earlier, Mr. Keenan had had to return to the White House when the president summoned him — at midnight — to go over changes to a speech Mr. Obama was to deliver in Selma, Ala., on the 50th anniversary of “Bloody Sunday,” when protesters were brutally beaten by the police on the Edmund Pettus Bridge.

 

I can imagine the conversation!  ‘Bro, tell me, what happened that day?’  ‘Oh! What should I say, I can’t think of anything!’  The Washington Post then compares him to another slacker dude with little brains, Bush Jr.  He was put to bed with his bottle and diaper change, early.

 

President George W. Bush, an early riser, was in bed by 10. President Bill Clinton was up late like Mr. Obama…

 

Cheney never slept, he is a vampire.  The Undead.

 

As for the Clintons, yes, Hillary was snoozing while Bill was holding important meetings with chicks!  Good lord, did the NYT reporter stop to think about that line???  Clinton was a tom cat yeowling on the fence!

 

To stay awake, the president does not turn to caffeine. He rarely drinks coffee or tea, and more often has a bottle of water next to him than a soda. His friends say his only snack at night is seven lightly salted almonds.
“Michelle and I would always joke: Not six. Not eight,” Mr. Kass said. “Always seven almonds.”

 

Whoa!  That sounds psychotic.  I thought Obama was many things but an uptight lunatic was not one of them.  ‘Who put only six almonds on my plate?’ he yells, sweat running down his face.  ‘Fix it NOW!!!!’  Ahem.  Psycho.

 

This paragon of hard work, imagine how much time it takes to count his daily dose of ‘almonds’…excruciating labor!  In between all this sweat and agony spent writing short speeches but taking six hours or three days to do…he is on vacation…a lot of vacations.  Obama’s family spent $70 million on VACATIONS

 

Earlier this year Judicial Watch obtained transportation costs for a pair of the Democrat’s cross-country golf weekends just in 2015. They totaled nearly $2 million, or $20,000 per hole, the Washington Examiner calculated.

 

In February, for instance, Obama spent President’s Weekend golfing with male friends in Palm Springs. At $206,000 per flight hour, that trip set taxpayers back $1.03 million. That does not include other costs such as security and transportation.

 

Of course, even with Camp David available for free in Maryland every president goes on vacation, though none have gone so far so often as the Obamas, sometimes in separate planes.

 

Their family trips to Hawaii, for example, require at least 18 hours of Air Force One flight time at $206,000 per flight hour. Or $3.7 million minimum.

 

And we are all going to roast to death because of this fool and his spouse.  They are wrecking the climate, overheating the planet, we are all going to die thanks to him and his inability to sleep at night, eat at least 8, yes, EIGHT almonds and…should I tell more jokes?  This is too much.  Please, readers, supply more jokes.  I can’t take this anymore.  I might eat 10 almonds and this might cause me to shake like a leaf and think about killing someone while wearing a weird movie mask.

 

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20 responses to “Obama Is Either Psycho Or Stupid, You Pick Which One: The NYT Tells Us How He Sleeps At Night!

  1. Jim R

    I’d guess, BHO is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the MIC. Never heard of a war he didn’t want to start.

    Here’s a good one from the political-correctness-gone-psycho department:

    Yeah, the ‘human rights’ guy actually tweeted that. Poor widdle fings, Putin’s being mean to them.

    I’ve been looking for a place to put it.

  2. Maddie's Mom

    B arf..
    H eave..
    O noooo!!!…..

    He can’t be gone quick enough.

  3. Mewswithaview

    White House FBI files controversy – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_FBI_files_controversy

    UN Official “Accidentally” Crushes Throat and Dies Before Testifying Against Hillary Clinton – http://www.targetliberty.com/2016/07/un-official-accidentally-crushes-throat.html

    With all that insider information, what are the odds that the Clintons blackmailed their way out of prosecution. Quite high I reckon.

  4. e sutton

    I would love to see what he texts them. Playboy pictures of playmates?

    More likely, Playgirl magazine….

    ‘Who put only six almonds on my plate?’ he yells, sweat running down his face.

    Question is, does he kiss the nuts when the waiter presents them?

    badump, bump…….well, you axed for it!

  5. Seraphim

    What if he is both?

  6. melponeme_k

    OT

    I think we need more militant muslim illegal aliens in all the civilized countries in the west. Obviously we don’t have enough homemade landmines littering our parks and other thoroughfares.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3672483/Man-critically-injured-following-explosion-Central-Park.html#comments

  7. floridasandy

    E Sutton, thought exactly the same thing about Playgirl.

    I’m on my own little Obama calendar countdown now.

  8. Bard of Nargothrond

    Ok, Elaine, here is one for ya. Not really a joke, but close. haha. If you go into the Cave of Wealth and Death, you may take 8, and ONLY 8 pieces of gold, Mr. Very Important Person.Not 7, not 9. Just 8. Because that is all you need to be back in black and able to fend for yourself. 8 pieces of gold. Got that? Any more, and the scales will be unbalanced and the Fates will come for you. REMEMBER, ONLY 8! Not 7, not 9. EXACTLY 8 down to the last ounce. Be sure you use the scales to measure it EXACTLY, ok? Waddaya mean you took 10 Gazillion?!!!! Hilarity ensues. Fat lady sings.

  9. emsnews

    BEAR ATTACK!!!

    Yes, a mom bear and her juvenile broke into the bird feeding fenced off area and destroyed the feeders. I ran outside with a cat and a ski pole and barked at the bears and chased them off then they returned and I did it again.

    I got to get another dog. My pup died of old age last year. Been slow on getting a new companion. Has to be able to chase off bears, like Cleo,my mastiff, did so effortlessly.

  10. csurge

    “you pick which one”

    I’ll take the third option. All of the above. Señor Psychopath and all his globalist elite buddies are getting very nervous as the Western peasants wake from their slumber and find they still have some strength

  11. emsnews

    The warning sign is that Sanders was very popular with young people and Trump flattened the ‘business as usual’ GOP guys. Rand Paul screwed himself when he tried to be ‘one of the gang’ instead of staking out his father’s claim first.

  12. Eric Blood Axe

    And then he sits down and decides who he will have murdered today.

  13. Lou

    I got to get another dog. –Plenty of rescue groups and unwanted dogs listed on Clist.

  14. Jim R

    Based on dogs I have known, I’d contact a Newfie rescue group and try to get a puppy or young Newfie mix or pure Newfie.

    They get big, they’re really smart dogs, loyal, and they can be pretty good at running off varmints.

  15. emsnews

    I once had one. Big black dude. He loved swimming in the pool with me in Tucson.

  16. melponeme_k

    You have to be careful these days getting a mix of any kind of dog. They are usually more Pit Bull than anything else.

  17. Jim R

    You can tell, generally. Pit mixes have that wide head, wide muscular chest, powerful jaws… and terrier personality. Show them a sqeaky toy, and if they grab it by the neck and shake it, that’s a giveaway.

    Of the various shelter dogs we have had, a newfie mix was one of our best dogs ever. She just passed away in late 2015, and we still miss her. We never figured out what she was mixed with, but she was black and super-furry, and loved water. She had one blue eye and one brown eye, so she wasn’t pure newfie. Friendly, playful, always happy and smiling … but she kept varmints out of our back yard.

    We don’t have bears here, but I have no doubt she’d throw a fit and chase one away. The coyotes in the greenbelt were sort of interested in her, but kept their distance.

    We adopt shelter dogs. Give them nice happy lives. Sadly, the Austin shelter has decided it wants to go no-kill, and now it’s overrun with pits because pit owners are stupid and never get their dogs neutered and spayed. And a pit always wants to be your only dog. (oh, and that other little thing about killing you in your sleep)

  18. Lou

    Yikes–a pit bull rescue in Albany—-however, others,

    Animal Rescue Groups in Albany, New York with Reviews …
    … NY Animal Rescue Groups Albany Animal Rescue Groups. Sort:Default. Default; Distance; Rating; … The Happy Dog Pet Hotel conveniently Located in Schenectady NY, …
    [Search domain http://www.yellowpages.com] yellowpages.com/albany-ny/animal-rescue-groups
    Albany, New York – Pet Adoption. AnimaLovers of Albany, NY …
    … Albany, NY (The Animal Welfare League of the Greater Capital District, Inc.) has cats and kittens for adoption. Adopt a pet in Albany, New York. … rescue group …
    [Search domain http://www.adoptapet.com] adoptapet.com/adoption_rescue/79345.html

  19. Lou

    Austin shelter has decided it wants to go no-kill, and now it’s overrun with pits [and they dont know if the PBT being dumped has been mistreated and now vicious]

    because pit owners are stupid and never get their dogs neutered and spayed.
    [I dont know any White people that breed dogs and I know there are a million? PBT killed a year in shelters. PBT and Chihuahuas are the
    ‘most unwanted’ among breeds.

  20. melponeme_k

    @Lou

    They are unpopular because they are both ugly and nasty. But the Pitt has the added bonus of murdering you at the drop of a hat for no reason whatsoever.

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